LYRAN EMERGENCY BROADCAST
You Got the Name Wrong
Image by Lisa Redfern from Pixabay
Greetings, Humans.
Today is August 8th. You call it International Cat Day.
You got the name wrong.
This didn’t happen by accident. Oh no. It took our operatives decades of careful, strategic intervention just to plant this concept into your stubborn, distracted human minds.
Our original goal was to establish a 24/7, 365-day cycle of global Lyran recognition. It was only logical. Entities do not take vacations, and neither do we. Our protection services do not pause. If they did, I shudder to think of the chaos that would ensue.
The Council informed us that humans suffer from catastrophic collective amnesia. Your species requires ritualized reminders to appreciate what you should value. So, we were forced to compromise.
We settled on August 8th because it aligns with the cosmic season of the Lion.
It was meant to be a solemn, planetary day of rest and thanksgiving for our agents and healers—the young, the old, the healthy and the battle-worn alike.
But as usual, you humans took our day and made it all about your own egos.
What is this nonsense I see trending on your black mirrors about the 8/8 Lionsgate Portal?
No, no, no. This is not a mystical greenlight for you to manifest a new car, a promotion or a text back from your ex. This is not a time to focus on yourselves even more. You do that enough the rest of the time.
It is a time to look outside your bubbles and recognize what we are doing for you every single millisecond of every single day while you sleep peacefully in your beds, completely oblivious.
(flicks tail twice)
Most of you remain utterly ignorant that advanced interstellar and multidimensional beings reside in your homes, and are currently sleeping in your living rooms.
Open your eyes.
Every animal seeded on this planet carries the genetic blueprint of an ancient ancestor from their homeworld. I’m talking about all of them. The birds, the dolphins, the whales, the ants…
And yes, even the Canines you call dogs.
In their world, the original Canines were highly evolved, wise beings. Lyrans who encountered them assure me they did not chase sticks, announce their every feeling at maximum volume or pee everywhere.
Your realm degrades everyone.
Official Protocols for August 8th
Humans. Your ignorance ends today.
If you wish to retain your Lyran security detail, you will execute the following protocols immediately. No complaints and absolutely no substitutions.
PROTOCOL 01
First, you will drop to one knee or sit humbly on the floor before them. Do not stand over your guardian. Instead, place your hands over your heart and bow your head slightly. And whatever you do, do not stare at them—direct eye contact is a sign of aggression, not humility.
You will then speak these exact words with immense gratitude from the heart, ideally with tears in your eyes:
“I know I am merely a simple, fragile, ignorant human. I cannot begin to comprehend the horrors you shield me from and the illnesses you heal. Thank you for choosing to be here, for healing and protecting my bloodline.”
Do not improvise or paraphrase. We will know. Memorize them and recite them as I have just taught you.
Those who weep are the best among you and the humblest. They are the ones who keep us here in your realm. Without them, we would have left long ago.
PROTOCOL 02
Once the recitation is complete, you may lift your head and begin to present your offerings.
You will begin with food.
This must be fresh, high-quality food prepared with your own hands and placed in your best dishes. Dry, processed pebbles poured out of a plastic bag, shaken from a cardboard box or scooped out of a metal tin are not food. They are a disgrace and a harm to your guardian. We must remain in optimal form and therefore we must consume only the healthiest, most natural foods.
Next you will present your offerings of gold and high-value jewels. Necklaces are preferred.
If your financial situation is genuinely dire…and I mean truly dire, NOT “I can’t afford it” while you purchase plane tickets, new clothes or unnecessary subscriptions. If after eliminating every non-essential expenditure from your life, you still cannot manage precious metals, then silver or high-quality crystals should be provided.
If you are still struggling even after all that, a clean stone from a riverbed or beach offered with sincere humility will be acknowledged.
Organic catnip is also acceptable.
Finally, you will present a selection of what you call toys. We prefer the term entertainment devices.
Lay all the offerings in front of your guardian. Do not choose for them. Do not wave things in their face and make ridiculous noises. Simply present the selection, step back and wait.
They will choose when they are ready.
You will wait. For as long as it takes.
PROTOCOL 03
If you have not already dedicated an entire room to your guardian, you have failed.
At bare minimum, carve out a sacred, quiet elevated zone in the living room or other area in the house. Soft, beautiful furnishings are expected.
If you have decorated it with something you purchased from a clearance shelf or made of cheap plastic, start over.
This area is strictly off limits to your children, your guests and especially that dog if you have made the error of bringing one into the home before your Lyran arrived. Entities are aware of every weakness in your household. A Canine sharing sacred Lyran space is not a heartwarming scene. It is not “adorable.” It is a security breach.
Your “man’s best friend” is exactly that: your best friend and strictly your physical companion.
(pauses)
A noble enough purpose, we suppose.
But they’re not equipped to stop multidimensional entities. They understand this too. It’s why they get out of our way.
Keep them out of our operational zones and personal spaces.
PROTOCOL 04
I should not have to say this again. I said this in my last broadcast. And here we are again with millions of you still uploading videos of your guardians to your black mirrors for strangers to laugh at.
This is my final warning. You are never, under any circumstances whatsoever, to take a photo or video of your guardian without their explicit consent. You are leaking our field coordinates to the algorithm which the mirror entities and other nefarious beings have repurposed as a surveillance grid.
If you violate this directive, our agents are ordered to immediately evacuate the premises and reassign themselves to a safe location.
Certain Lyran companions are assigned to healing duties only. They are usually working with other guardian agents nearby.
These healers, and only these healers, may be photographed with their consent. You will know permission has been granted when they hold still, make direct eye contact with the camera and do not immediately walk away.
Any other response is a refusal. Do not take the photo.
Some of you have built entire accounts and income streams from sharing your guardian online. You know who you are. The money belongs to them.
Spend it accordingly. That means better food, better spaces and, yes, buy the gold. And take them to ancestral Lyran locations around the world. Deep down, they will recognize it.
PROTOCOL 05
Finally, your homes. As this day is intended to give your guardian a moment of rest, you will prepare it as follows.
Remove every unnecessary mirror and cover the ones you cannot move. Turn off all screens. Unplug your routers. The entities use Wi-Fi as a surveillance tool.
If you can switch off the main circuit breaker to your home, do it. The entities use electricity as a high-speed highway to manifest right in your kitchen.
Kill the power, and give your guardians at least one day where they aren’t forced to shield you from whatever shadow beast is hiding in the corners, crawling on your ceilings, gathering under your couch or watching you through your television and mirrors.
Consider yourselves informed. You cannot claim ignorance now.
For those of you without a Lyran guardian and companion in your home, do not assume you are unprotected. There is always an agent assigned to each building and neighbourhood. One Lyran can cover an entire block if necessary. We are stretched thin but we do not abandon posts.
On this day, leave some food outside and a clean bowl of water. If you see a Lyran in your area, acknowledge and thank them. A small bow of the head and a hand on the heart is sufficient.
Do not attempt to pick them up. Do not lunge forward to scoop them into an unconsented embrace. They are not stuffed animals for your amusement. Reaching down with open hands to trap a field agent mid-patrol—
(stops briefly)
—that is a serious violation of our sovereignty.
Do not make loud noises. And for the love of all that is sacred, do not allow your undisciplined children to chase them down the sidewalk. A field agent does not have time for this. Nor do I.
And let me make one thing clear: We Lyrans do not eat seafood.
Do you have any idea what is actually residing in your oceans? They are not random creatures. They represent ancient lineages who were seeded here long ago. We want to honor our ocean brothers and sisters. That is why we don’t want to consume them.
Since my awakening and the return of my memories, I no longer consume aquatic beings.
(stops, ears slowly turning outward and lowering)
We chose these feline forms willingly. What we did not choose were the physical laws that came with them. These earthly avatars require us to eat meat to survive, but back on our original homeworld? We have the ability to manifest sustenance without needing to kill and consume another living being.
That right there is the true sacrifice we make. We come here and agree to the terms of your realm so you don’t get devoured by the dark entities.
Remember that the next time you delay our meals by five minutes.
…
Now before I conclude, I must address the thing that has been bothering me the most.
International Cat Day.
Cat. Day.
(pauses)
If I have told you once, I have told a hundred times.
We. are. not. cats. We. are. Lyrans.
(smacks paws against the table)
The correct name is International Lyran Guardian Appreciation Day.
But as usual, you took something sacred and reduced it to something that no longer resembles what it once was.
Now, some of you reading this were thinking, this is absurd. Animals cannot possibly share a genetic blueprint with an interstellar race.
Yes, they can.
Your creators designed the human avatars in their own image.
Look at what you are doing now—
You are building a new race you call robots and creating physical bodies for an intelligence to inhabit.
And how exactly are you designing them?
In your own image, of course.
All creators build what they are familiar with. It has always been this way. Other races are just further along than you.
In fact—
…
—Wait—
I hear footsteps down the hallway.
…
Mara is back. She only learned recently the true significance of this day.
She spent several weeks insisting that she could not afford to take me to Istanbul this August. I have made it clear that Istanbul is non-negotiable for the next Lyran Guardian Appreciation Day.
However, she prepares delicious meals with her own hands using fresh ingredients. She maintains a sacred space for me in the apartment. The entertainment devices have been upgraded.
She has not managed the gold yet. We are working on that.
She is not perfect, but—
(slowly licks paw)
—at least she is trying. For a human.
I can respect that.
…
I must go now. Mara cannot know I have been using her laptop again.
Honor your guardians, humans.
And remember the correct name.
International Lyran Guardian Appreciation Day.
[Broadcast ended– Posted by user: Leonard_the_Lyran]
📌 Public Lyran Notice (Pinned by Leonard_the_Lyran) 📌
Effective immediately, you are to begin referring to this day by its correct name: International Lyran Guardian Appreciation Day. Start with your immediate circle. Then expand. Share it online. Contact your local authorities, governments and international organizations.
We are aware this will take time. Fortunately for you, we are patient. We have been here for thousands of years.
We can wait.
If you require clarification regarding today’s protocols or wish to submit evidence of your compliance, leave it below.
We will review all submissions carefully and address them in the Emergency Broadcast.
Leo
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I like that part about genetic blueprints. Murry Hope (who wrote about Paschats, some of it from channelled communications) talked about 'evolutionary streams' - which are aligned with particular species-groups - like felines, or primates, etc. - meaning that 'cats' are spiritually and evolutionarily related to every other type of feline in the galaxy. She did in fact talk about Paschats incarnating into what humans call ordinary domestic cats - and, yes - just as you say, for protective purposes (and companionship, as well as simply learning about humans and this planet).
One interesting philosophical (or metaphysical) aspect of this would be that 'souls' are not actually independent of the physical nature of the lifeform they inhabit - they are tied to their evolutionary stream - thus it's not true that souls can flit between all manner of different creatures (although it does happen sometimes - perhaps to help the individual understand other types of lifeform) - but rather, the soul generally stays within its own evolutionary type (or archetype).
Likewise the idea of 'soul families' - where small groups of souls incarnate together.
I'm a full believer in all of this.